The Duke of Kilmarnock

I always new that there was something not quite right with brother Alan, could never put my finger on it, but it was there nagging away in the back of my mind that he was just a bit different from the rest of us! Well just recently my worst fears have come true and Alan as  come out of the closet, yup he's a Ducati fan, not just a fan but he's bought a bugger!!! 

Now I don't know if this is just a passing fad and he's just experimenting, or a mid life crisis but unfortunately the priory was full so I can't get him any professional help so we will all just have to be there for him until he comes through it :)

Alan's duck